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America’s Triumph Among the Stars: A Golden Age of Bravery, Innovation, and Leadership
America doesn’t just reach for the stars—we bring our heroes home from them. The United States doesn’t follow the future. We build...
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Mar 194 min read
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Biden’s Economy So Bad That Even Exposing Fraud Might Cause a Recession, Says Trump Administration
DOGE: Unleashing Accountability, One Audit at a Time! WASHINGTON , D.C . — In a shocking twist of irony, the Trump administration...
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Mar 134 min read
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Week Seven Golden Face Palm Award Winner
If Brennan had been around in 1776, she'd probably argue that too much free speech caused the American Revolution-oh wait, that one's...
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Feb 221 min read
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BREAKING: Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring “Cheeseheads Like Tony Evers Need to Be Fired” After Absurd "Inseminated Person" Proposal
President Trump "Can’t wait for his next genius idea: renaming birthdays to Post Fertilization Acknowledgment Ceremonies"! Washington ,...
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Feb 223 min read
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Puck Off, Canada! How Team USA Restored My Faith in American Sports
They didn’t just drop the gloves—they dropped the Declaration of Independence on Canada’s smug little faces! For years, I thought my days...
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Feb 192 min read
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Trump Hangs His Own Mugshot in the White House—Officially Becomes the Most Badass President in History
Trump just made "Wanted" posters great again! They tried to make him a criminal, he made himself a brand. WASHINGTON, D.C.— In a move...
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Feb 163 min read
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Judges Gone Wild: The Left’s Latest Reality Show—Overruling Trump’s Presidency!
Apparently, the only part of "separation of powers" these Judges understand is trying to separate Trump from the power he was given by...
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Feb 124 min read
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The "Dictator Diet": Eat Less, Blame Trump More!
Make America Trim Again: More Workout, and No Woke Out Trump-Zempic ™ - Because Nothing Burns Calories Like Pure, Unfiltered Outrage . ...
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Feb 103 min read
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A Testament to the Awakening of America
In unity, we reclaim the nation's lost virtues There comes a time in the life of a nation when the people must decide whether they will...
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Feb 83 min read
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Trump Moves to Rename USAID: Elon Musk to Hold Public Poll on X
USAID: Because lighting taxpayer money on fire was too obvious. Washington, D.C . – In yet another bold and unprecedented move, the Trump...
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Feb 74 min read
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